April 2013
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the native american headdresses needed to STAHP at coachella
also, i apparently missed the floral headband memo
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March 2013
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February 2013
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i don’t know why i’m so goddamn dumb
whatever. going to sleep
December 2012
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so i went to disneyland today
and i went on it’s a small world
and i haven’t been on it in a few years
and seriously you guys
the native americans are hanging out with cowboys
like they’re friends or something
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riseofthenewdawn replied to your post:
so i never post anymore because i got…
Go to settings> general> accessibility> assistive touch on you will be able to use the little circle menu thing to lock your screen. Touch circle> device> lock screen :) Good luck with the journalism class
ugh omg thank you so much that makes my life easier. I have a genius bar appointment...
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so i never post anymore because i got really busy with life n shit
anyhoo
my fucking iphone lock button is stuck and it’s way more frustrating than i thought it would be
i can’t lock it
it just sits there
unlocked
wasting the battery
pressing all kinds of shit inside my purse
it played half a beatles album and drained my battery
now i have to go to the goddamn...
November 2012
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My grinder broke and my boyfriend gave me his because he doesn’t use it anymore
#bestboyfriendever
October 2012
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A word of advice:
Don’t try to drink away your sadness by drinking all the alcoholic punch you made for a party after no one shows up
You’ll just be sad AND hungover the next day
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September 2012
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I finally have a boyfriend who sends me kissy face emojis
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I love caitelynn on teen mom
like
she’s such a fierce bitch
August 2012
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I left the republican national convention on for my dog while i’m at work
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ttimeturner:
does ryan gosling have the fountain of youth in his backyard or something because that fucker looks exactly the same as he did when he was 12
he’s trolling us all
how can you trust a face like this
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I have friends that call me to tell me they’re on their way to someone’s house to get laid
Anonymous asked: You're really cute. Just in like this overall way.
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I splashed some chai in my eye today
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bummertimeclothes:
how
are these
all
the same person
How could i forget headphones
they’re the best tool for being anti social
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a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
tampicosuave:
I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
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Today was Be-a-Douche-Bag-to-Your-Barista-Day
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Hey shannon be happy you only have to work a short shift today
JUST KIDDING COME IN EARLY PLZ
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I am not feelin’ so hot today
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This street fair is so lame. There’s a lame cover band playing all these classic rock songs and there’s like 12 people watching and it’s so awkward to witness
I left for work 40 minutes early because there’s a street fair going on outside my store so i thought parking would be a problem
But it wasn’t so now i’m just 40 minutes early
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And the rats. It’s like a freakin’ rat parade every night
